Laurel, upon eating her first pancake with chocolate chunks inside: How do you stop child from eating carbs first?

Me: That’s a good question.

Laurel: Like a sign that says, “Screen will not keep child from falling out of window. Keep child away from open window.”

Me: Well, I suppose you could put up a sign that says, “Child should not eat carbs first.”

Laurel: But then I would just eat the sign.

Me: *laughing*

Laurel: Just kidding. I could probably eat around it.