Yes, we really talk this way

SCENE: OVER DINNER

Beth: I’ve been thinking; it’s so sad that I’ll be able to feel the baby move before you will.
Devin: You get to feel most everything first.
Beth: Yeah, but getting to feel the nausea first isn’t really a privilege.
Devin: (pause)
Devin: I got to feel the ejaculation first.

— Beth

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